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The word of the day is "Cuntbanjo"

10/17/12 by zag
Updated 10/17/12

Spread the word...

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ljhamm1ljhamm1

10 days ago

oh and i was thinking about it the joker does have razor cards in MK vs DC look up the move "jokers wild"

8 days ago zag responds:

Awesome.
At least there's that then.


ljhamm1ljhamm1

5/13/13

my crazy ass ex thats 13 says shes lesbian now O.o i think i wanna forget that me and her even met and the fact that shes my ex 0.o

5/13/13 zag responds:

Sorry :(


ElixurElixur

5/13/13

so we've established youre a tranny but the important question remains

you into guys or girls?

5/13/13 zag responds:

That's even more thoroughly established.
I'm bisexual.


educational

4/24/13 zag responds:

Indeed.


kakalxlaxkakalxlax

4/11/13

is that you in your picture?

4/11/13 zag responds:

Yes.


Your survey entry:

http://austerity.newgrounds.com/news/post/8353 56

4/2/13 zag responds:

Thank you very much ^.^


ljhamm1ljhamm1

3/20/13

well i made a news post you might wanna read :I

3/20/13 zag responds:

Sorry :(


ljhamm1ljhamm1

3/19/13

dafuk is goin on =.= roll aroud in cum like pigs in shit dafuks wrong witchu? =.=

3/19/13 zag responds:

o.o;?


well we should hurry before it gets cold

3/9/13 zag responds:

I'm aiming to become hypothermic :)


i did it
its everywhere
we need to leave

3/9/13 zag responds:

let's roll around in the mess like pigs in shit :D


dont make fucking do it
ungggh oh god
im gonna do it
aughhhhhhhh
phew

3/8/13 zag responds:

Please do it :)


ljhamm1ljhamm1

3/6/13

I AINT GETTIN TO THE MONEY THE MONEYS GETTIN TO ME DONT ASK FOR A DISCOUNT YOU AINT GETTIN IT FROM ME I DONE GOT SOME GEES FROM THE MIDDLE MAN GANG! CAMMALLA I CAN GET DEM SKITTLES IN THEM THINGS! TO TRANSFORM STAR SHAPE RED FISH PURPLE THINGS REAL HUSTLES COUNT BIG MONEY SO WHY YOU COUNTIN LITTLE CHANGE? THE COKE GAME IS A CONTEXT VOIT IT CAN GET A LITTLE PHYSICLE MAN I EXCEPT ON IT THE AFGAHN GUN JUST TO KILL TIME I LIKE TO RECON THE MONEY! EVERY KNOWERS SUROUNDED BY SNAKES RAP SNAKES AND BUGZ EVERY KILLER AINT A KILLER EVERY THUG! AND A THUG WILL RECOGNIZE REAL! NOW SHOW ME LOVE! WHERE MY ANUS AT? NOW SHOW ME MUFFS THAT INCLUDES THE JUGZ FRUITLOOP SMELL ON MY BREATHE I SMOKE THE BEST! THAT WHY MY BREATHE FRESH! DONT WASTE YUR TIME WITH DEATH THREATS LETS GET TO ON THE BEST STRESS! AND LETS SEE HOW SMOKES THE LESS STRESS! I CAN PUT SOME MONEY N YOUR FUCKIN POCKETS I GOT THE SUPERMAN FLOW NOTHIN CAN STOP IT NOT EVEN CRYPTONITE WHEN I HIT THE MIC I JUST SPIT MY LIFE YEAH THE SHIT YOU LIKE! LOCK YA DOORS LOONEYS LOCKIN FOR A LICK TONIGHT IF YA PIMPIN KEEP A BITCH TO YA LEFT AND A BITCH TO YA RIGHT! so whadaya think should i record this?

3/6/13 zag responds:

Sure, why not? ^.^


NorNor

3/2/13

Yeah this is hopefully my last :p
I pm'd wade for all my user name changes.

3/2/13 zag responds:

Fucking asshole just ignored me XD
Oh well...

In hindsight, I'm glad that I'm still zag.


NorNor

3/2/13

I changed my name...I like nor more....*put head down in shame*

3/2/13 zag responds:

You should put your head down in shame!
u.u

Oh well. Nor is alright.
Is this the last name change?

You get to change your name four times and they don't let me change it once XD
Who did you message for the change?


ljhamm1ljhamm1

2/27/13

fuckin eh you ever try making a 900 frame long clip eh?

2/27/13 zag responds:

I don't believe so. All of my flash has been pretty short.


NorNor

2/21/13

such long responses, I feel like I would be too lazy to give those :P

2/21/13 zag responds:

I usually try to give adequate responses, depending on the comment itself, of course.


NatickNatick

2/21/13

yeah, i forgot to frame it as a question

2/21/13 zag responds:

Oh. My favorite film is probably Repo: The Genetic Opera.
The Devil's Carnival was also pretty great.

Though my favorite film fluctuates by my particular mood.


NatickNatick

2/21/13

favorite film

2/21/13 zag responds:

Favorite film?


you're not crass, zag! you're just too honest, haha. i like to think we're all historical figures in our contemporary time, maybe not impressive or memorable relative to all the big ones, but when we're eventually all <deleted> users of a dead forum i want to be <deleted> signed supergandhi64 . . . i just hope we can be on good terms regardless, because i think you're nice (even if i can't prove that i think you're nice)

2/18/13 zag responds:

Against what may be my better judgment, I am starting to like you...
the only insult I can take from what you've said is the concept that I'm not crass :P
But even that is an interesting viewpoint.

My own deletion will hopefully leave the mark of Reverie Bizarre... And perhaps it's hopeful of me, but I do wish to go down in history for something more than a user on Newgrounds. A controversial yet brilliant literary mind who changed the world with their work. I'm probably just dreaming, but dreaming is something that I've always done well.

Consider us on good terms.
I apologize for my prior prejudice.


NatickNatick

2/18/13

insancuntuary was the recipient of that generous insult

2/18/13 zag responds:

I don't actually remember who Insanctuary is off of the top of my head...


don't say that! i'm not out to get you, zag. i am being genuinely sincere . . . i wouldn't joke about something like this. i could try to better my posting habits for your sake? you're probably not the only one who thinks my posts are bad

2/18/13 zag responds:

I don't necessarily believe that you're out to get me :P Merely that you might not be as genuine as you claim. Nevertheless, I will believe you. It's not as though I have anything to lose either way.
And don't change your posting habits for my sake. I'm not arrogant enough to believe that you should do that. After all, I wouldn't change mine for any other person. I'm merely expressing my thoughts on them. For the record, I wouldn't necessarily call obnoxiousness a bad thing either. I can be quite obnoxious myself.

If I were to suggest you change one thing, and I wouldn't expect that you would do it merely for my sake, I would recommend leaving out your username on the last line of every post as though you're quoting a historical figure. That comes across as more than a little bit gimmicky to me... But that's just my opinion.

There certainly are other users here who don't appreciate your antics. You have made some comments that I've enjoyed. You've made others that I found irritating. Nothing is for everyone though. I apologize if I have actually offended you at any point. Even if I haven't, I shouldn't have been quite so rash anyway.


you're right, zag . . . i wanted to figure out how i could make my peace with you. you didn't insult me because there probably was some truth in what you said, but it was hurtful to me none the less. i don't want to be a liability or step on anyone's toes. you're a cool guy, zag . . .

2/18/13 zag responds:

If I am being perfectly honest, your earliest posts were more than a bit obnoxious. At least, that's what I gathered from the ones that I saw. Your newer ones are really no less obnoxious, but they're more amusing at least.

Claiming that my posts were hurtful does reinforce my earlier thought that you might be fucking with me... Hell, you probably are. That doesn't entirely matter though.

Also, my guyliness (not a word, but I don't care :P) is iffy at best.


ljhamm1ljhamm1

2/17/13

damnit i still feel depressed D=

2/17/13 zag responds:

Sorry :(


huh, that's some story . . . you must have been really immersed in your own games! no wonder you've been inspired to write. i was actually referring to the blog entry, though

2/17/13 zag responds:

Oh, cuntbanjo?
Based on the context of your statement, it seemed as though you were referring to the word, "zag."

And I was incredibly immersed in my games. They literally became my entire life... much the way that my writing has become.

As for Cuntbanjo, that's just something that Yurgenburgen called another user on the BBS. I forget who the recipient of the word was.

By the way, I presume your posts are based at least somewhat on my insulting you. For that, I apologize. I found some of your earlier posts profoundly annoying if I'm being perfectly honest. After looking through some of the more recent ones and interacting with you directly, I think I may have been a bit hasty in judging you.


hiya zag! that's an odd word, i've never heard it before

2/17/13 zag responds:

Hello there.
the origin behind my username is even odder if I'm being honest, and more than a little bit stupid. Nevertheless, I don't mind sharing it. Maybe you'll get a laugh out of it.

Essentially, when I was younger, I used to play these long-term games with my friends where we pretended that we were supernatural beings... only, the games became so real that it became a perceived extension of my own reality. In one such game which lasted years, I was a mutant named Zag who was born inside of the Earth when the planet was first created along with my brothers, Emberburn and Freezyala. In the year 2010, it would have been our job to defeat the personified entity of Death, which would wipe out all of mankind if we weren't able to defeat it. If we managed to do so, death on earth would be erased.

Basically, my friends and I watched way too much anime.
I guess that I still probably watch too much anime. At least now, it's somewhat productive though. It's helped to inspire much of my own literature which I hope to publish.


NorNor

2/16/13

Yeah me neither, I hate the video call feature makes it slow

2/16/13 zag responds:

I just hate video calls.
It's like being on the phone (which I loathe) only people can also see me.

It makes me self-conscious as hell.


I've heard of the Fibonacci sequence, isn't it like how everything's connected and sheit ?

2/15/13 zag responds:

Fibonacci Sequence - a sequence of numbers in which each number equals the sum of the two preceding numbers.


NorNor

2/14/13

What I mean by tht is it takes so long to start up and it is slow.......You have a skype?

2/14/13 zag responds:

I do now.
I don't do video chats though. I essentially use it like I would any other instant messenger.


NorNor

2/14/13

Skype is srsly bloated

2/14/13 zag responds:

Bloated... that's a different way to describe it.
Mostly, I just find the layout nonsensical.
Maybe that's just because I've been using YIM and AIM for so long though.


BumFodderBumFodder

2/14/13

Whats wrong with skype?

2/14/13 zag responds:

I don't like the GUI... at all.
I downloaded it anyway. I presume you use Skype.
What's your username?


Hey there! If you would like to chat with me again, you can add me on skype. The name is: Katie Haven/borednation@hotmail.com

2/13/13 zag responds:

It's times like this that I wish I used Skype...
You don't happen to use Yahoo IM or AIM, do you?


NorNor

2/13/13

Hmmmm

2/13/13 zag responds:

They're the one who made the picture and called another user a cuntbanjo.
They're also fucking fabulous.


NorNor

2/12/13

woah lol

2/12/13 zag responds:

Indeed.
Thank you, Yurgenburgen!


NatickNatick

2/11/13

:O.

2/12/13 zag responds:

:o
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You're both raunchy in a similar way.

2/11/13 zag responds:

Fair enough.
I'm not quite as raunchy as I used to be though.
That might be a good thing.


BumFodderBumFodder

2/11/13

reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSggtXbusdE

2/11/13 zag responds:

Cute! <3
XD


You remind me of Augustana

2/11/13 (Updated 2/11/13) zag responds:

Oh?
I don't actually recall them off of the top of my head.
If I may ask, why?


NorNor

2/8/13

Hi :D <3

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NorNor

2/8/13

^__________________^

2/8/13 zag responds:

Hi u <3


NatickNatick

2/7/13

As the creeping sound of a surprisingly deep voice from a deafening, built-in microphone came careening into Natick's ear, he realized that it was nonetheless Zag's real voice and he rolled his head back and said, "lol"

2/7/13 (Updated 2/7/13) zag responds:

lolololololololololololololololol
Also, it would have been slightly less deep if I had wanted to distort the sound even more.


SileNt-SamSileNt-Sam

1/31/13

i see some yummy stuff P:

1/31/13 zag responds:

I know.
Banjos do tend to be delicious.
Especially if you fry them with saxophone oil.


Yes i have a home computer, No i don't work on them at school, I got some old crapy tests if you wanna look there are on the old posts i did.

1/16/13 zag responds:

kay


I make some tests sometimes, But i never upload them because of school :(, But i'm still working on one, But its for a collab.

1/16/13 zag responds:

Koolness.
What about school stops you from uploading them?
You actually work on them at school? Don't you have a home computer?


if I remember correctly this is what the user Insanitary looks like IRL

1/16/13 zag responds:

Like a cuntbanjo?
Attractive fella'.


ljhamm1ljhamm1

1/10/13

more test are almost done i would give them another hour or so i dont want them to look like crap.

1/11/13 zag responds:

kay


Going back a post:

You got Furries and Dom/sub, but there are three missing...

1/5/13 zag responds:

Oh yeah XD
I still need a hint.


MrPercieMrPercie

1/2/13

is that how you play the banjo?

1/2/13 zag responds:

Indeed.


ljhamm1ljhamm1

12/31/12

more is done

1/1/13 (Updated 1/1/13) zag responds:

koolness. I'll check later.
By the way, I liked the other ones.


ljhamm1ljhamm1

12/24/12

test are done

12/24/12 zag responds:

Kk, I'll go check them out later.


ljhamm1ljhamm1

12/24/12

also thats a funny looking banjo probably because its not a banjo but a cuntbanjo xD

12/24/12 zag responds:

Exactly :P
Thank Yurgenburgen for that :)