fun with spam.... no, not the meat!

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fun with spam.... no, not the meat!

Posted by zag - July 29th, 2011

here's a conversation I had with a user on Newgrounds. he was a troll... the most fun troll I've ever talked to XD

hateyou1: Vaginas are supposed to turn you on, not penises. You are a homosexual and a dummy lol!

me: thank you for your epic wisdom...
I'll correct that problem now.
seriously... thank you so much for saving me from the fiery pits of hell!
I owe my existence to you.
tell you what. my first born child is yours.

hateyou1: Homosexuality comes from Satan you dummy. The closer you get to homosexuality, the closer you are to Satan. Dummy lol!

me: it's funny that you mention that... Satan's dick is in my ass right now!
what a coincidence!
I feel like we've shared a moment. will you be my best friend?

hateyou1: Hey dummy, have fun being judged before God when you die. I'm sure he won't be too happy with your ways of life. Oh well, at least God made me so that I'm not a dummy like you you dummy lol.

me: you're right... I envy you. please... show me the way of the lord....
and then fuck me. I feel as though we could be having the raunchiest, gayest sex ever.
fuck me hateyou1! fuck me!

hateyou1: Blocked for being a homosexual dummy. Go screw your dog. I heard that was where the hot sex is found nowadays for you dummies!

me: don't block me my love!!!
we can both fuck my dog... wait... I don't have a dog!
let's buy a dog together!

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SteelChair 2011-07-29 23:55:51

lol "meat"

zag 2011-07-29 23:55:51

thank you SteelChair XD

ngfan14 2011-07-30 00:17:56

Dummy? A troll that uses the word dummy is hard to take seriously. :p

zag 2011-07-30 00:17:56

incredibly hard to take seriously...
as you can see, I didn't take them seriously :P

LocoJoe 2011-07-30 01:02:49

He reminds me of Redd Foxx always saying dummy.

zag 2011-07-30 01:02:49

o.o
I'm not entirely certain who Redd Foxx is...

BurningJesus 2011-07-30 01:08:18

Hahaha that conversation is funny.

He sent the same first message to me.

zag 2011-07-30 01:08:18

it was a lot of fun too :P
how did you respond?

BurningJesus 2011-07-30 01:16:36

I said"are you serious?

Blocked for being a troll".

I didn't make it a fun conversation.

zag 2011-07-30 01:16:36

too bad :(
I'm sure it would have been epic.

LocoJoe 2011-07-30 01:19:35

Redd Foxx is a comedian and an actor in the show Sanford in son you big dummy.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTrthePKU0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTrth ePKU0</a>

zag 2011-07-30 01:19:35

ah, I've never seen Sanford in son... all I know about it is the theme song and the fact that its target demographic was primarily African Americans.

ModernPatriot 2011-07-30 03:25:57

He/she's not a very good troll.

Just sayin'.

zag 2011-07-30 03:25:57

they were incredibly amusing though XD
it's too bad they blocked me :P

Mizzjuicyflava 2011-07-30 09:10:16

"Satan's dick is in my ass right now!"

lmao you are so silly!

zag 2011-07-30 09:10:16

I'm so AWESOME! XD

kord345 2011-08-02 00:55:32

haha did your dog

zag 2011-08-02 00:55:32

indeed XD

Shockoach 2011-08-02 02:25:49

Well you seem like a nice, open-minded person.

zag 2011-08-02 02:25:49

I'm assuming that's sarcasm....

I'm incredibly open-minded ^.^
nice isn't a word that I'd use XD

Shockoach 2011-08-03 19:59:38

That wasn't sarcasm at all :(

zag 2011-08-03 19:59:38

oh, kk ^.^
it's hard to tell online sometimes.
still, I wouldn't really call myself nice...
thank you for thinking so though :)

Mizzjuicyflava 2011-08-03 23:14:16

I was trolled by this guy who wanted me shove my cock. In what I didn't know.

zag 2011-08-03 23:14:16

eh... some trolls are fucking weird.
very few of them are original. the ones who are actually bring something to the website they are apart of.

Mizzjuicyflava 2011-08-04 17:08:43

hummm I might start trolling people. But ill say nice things. Ill start with you.
*ahem*

Hello lovely lady! You looking might fine this evening!

Was that good?

zag 2011-08-04 17:08:43

I wouldn't really call that trolling XD

Mizzjuicyflava 2011-08-04 20:11:10

so wut u sayin? i caint troll?????? j/k

redrocko 2011-08-05 00:27:40

:O why are ppl so mean to homosexualls T-T i mean ya im a guy so it might be a little diffbut still ppl just piss meh off! anyway HOMOSEXUALS FTW!!!!!

zag 2011-08-05 00:27:40

hellz yeah homosexuals for the win! ^.^
people just hate what they don't understand.
though, in the case of hateyou1, they were just trying to get a rise out of me.
it wasn't working so they wound up blocking me.

I was having fun too :(

Sevkat 2011-08-08 15:07:07

ZAG IS FUCKING COOL AND IS MY HOMIE NO ONE FUCK WITH ZAG <33333333333333333333

zag 2011-08-08 15:07:07

fuck yeah I'm cool! :D
anyway, thanks for the comment.
one of the koolest people on Newgrounds has now commented on my news post ^.^

MaddieLion 2011-08-08 16:25:46

Check these articles out, use them against " bible thumpers"

<a href="http://www.soulforce.org/article/homosexuality-bible-gay-christian">http://www.soulforce.org/article/homo sexuality-bible-gay-christian</a>

Christians might see it as a sin, but the " judgement " is reserved solely for God, not us. It says nothing about being a vigilante.

Also check out Matthew 7:2

zag 2011-08-08 16:25:46

I'll definitely check that link out later ^.^
however, I already have a basic enough knowledge to know that only a god can truly judge his children. however, due to my own spiritual beliefs, I don't actually believe my soul belongs to the Christian god anyway. check out my last blog if you're curious.
my beliefs are untraditional, but I don't think they're any more or less valid than anyone else's.

ih8dude 2011-08-09 01:29:59

That was a fun read, thanks for the share!

zag 2011-08-09 01:29:59

glad you enjoyed it ^.^

andy70707 2011-08-13 04:28:19

The strange thing is, it doesn't look like a troll account. It's from 2006 and has plenty of BBS and news posts. Either they are a very dedicated full-time troll or just incredibly stupid.

zag 2011-08-13 04:28:19

you'd be surprised how dedicated trolls can be.
they find it amusing... it's a hobby. sometimes, it's even a lifestyle XD

fun with spam.... no, not the meat!

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