He ain't good enough for no goblins x.x

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Your "game" is exceedingly simple.
Nevertheless, I received an odd sort of satisfaction from it.

I'm incredibly fond of this game. Somehow, it reminds me of a game of chess where you only have one pawn and instead of trying to take out the king, you're trying to get your pawn back home... I know that's a really bad analogy, but it is the picture I imagine regardless.

An incredibly interesting game.
The game play itself feels very board game-esque and the tone is incredibly surreal.
Playing this game has been an incredibly fun way to kill some time and there's no evident issues that I have with it.

Sounds cool AF to me :3

Mayonnaise is, arguably, an instrument

If it's garbage, it's very pretty garbage ^.^

so;afkd

Why can't I respond to old comments without commenting first myself!?!?

@FearedSoul

That's because I put a serious attempt into this... sadly.
Also, it's not letting me comment again :'(