First of all, this upcoming text is virtually pointless. I'm only submitting this because its relevant to Newgrounds (and frankly, I don't post to amuse other people anyway)
moving on...

I was just looking at some of my old reviews on this website and... wow.
it's entirely possible that I was one of the most immature children ever. seriously? what exactly compelled my thirteen year old self to type some of the things I did? I do not remember being the kind of person who would type such tasteless reviews in a public forum. what about being online completely warped my sense of being? why? for the love of god, why?!?!
did I have absolutely no concept of grammar whatsoever? I couldn't have possibly thought that I was actually being witty or intelligent in the least.
anyway, I may not be too happy with who I've turned into but looking back, I'm glad that I've changed as much as I have.
I look forward to the day when you can delete your own reviews on Newgrounds. I don't know how much I can speak for others but personally, I would be far better at moderating my old reviews than any moderator.
*sigh*

anyway, I'm done with my rant...
here's a picture I drew...

let's see... things that have happened since my last news post.
well, I was born, made a Newgrounds account, started college, dropped out of college, made a band (we were on hiatus as soon as we started) came out as being transgendered, came out as being bisexual, came out as being a fucking freak, became obsessed with Sanrio and all that is cutesy, decided that I'm a goddess of my own world, discovered that I have supernatural abilities (I can shoot lightning out of my fingers and suck people's life from them!)
and of course (especially after discovering that last part) I realized I was and still am insane....

that my friend, is my life in a paragraph... minus a few details that may cause my account to be deleted. it wouldn't be the first time...